No.416

TAT MERCHANTS:

 In an age of rapid delivery drones and high-speed ‘retail experiences’, the humble art of flogging tat door-to-door is now unfortunately dead-on-arrival.

But like freemasonry and written correspondence, there are a few dedicated losers keeping these hallowed traditions alive… like this chap.

Alright, he might not have knockoff AirPods in his inventory and it takes him about six hours to clear a block of flats, but when it comes to overpriced toothbrushes and books with titles like ‘How to Tame a Housewife’, world-wide-web commerce giants can’t hold a candle to this guy.

Oh no, wait… you can get ‘How to Tame a Housewife’ for six quid cheaper online. Sorry mate.