Oi Polloi

No.421

Published: Fri Jul 15 2022

MR. MONEYBAGS, ESQ.: 

All you lowly serfs might think it’s a doddle being minted, but as Mr. Biggie Smalls once astutely observed, the problems do indeed pile up alongside the pounds.

Losing countless evenings to conference calls… ceaseless sports car maintenance blag… shareholder scrutiny… tax man bother… snivelling heirs lusting after majority shares… struggling through chit-chat with a constantly-revolving cast of house-keepers… having to turn the portrait orientation lock off to see the full number of your bank balance… a marathon is still a marathon, even if it takes place on gold-paved streets.

 


This chap is one such individual afflicted by the kind-of money-induced stress that’d break other men’s spirits like a soggy Ritz cracker. Sure, he may have the slick made in USA trainers and the classy cord shirt, but until you’ve stomped a mile in those New Balance, don’t be saying that owning the North West’s biggest door handle manufacturing company is a walk in the park.

      1. Norse Projects
        Twill Sports Cap
        Dark Navy
        One size
      2. Akila
        Apollo
        Tokyo Tortoise / Viridian
        One size
      3. Arpenteur
        Kaolin Jacket
        Midnight Blue
        L
      4. Universal Works x Oi Polloi
        Treck Shirt
        Pink
        L
      5. Oi Polloi
        Pocket T-Shirt
        White
        XL
      6. Oi Polloi
        Sweat Pants
        Ash Grey Marl
        XL
      7. Anonymous Ism
        Uneven Dye Crew Socks
        Navy
        L
      8. New Balance
        Teddy Santis M990AL3
        Sea Salt
        9
      9. Timex Archive
        Navi Depth
        Steel / Blue Dial / Blue
        One size
      10. Adsum
        Cargo Tote
        Muted Indigo
        One size