Prima-Donnator:
Not that there’s owt wrong with our regular troupe of fleshy mannequins, but this Halloween, we thought we’d try and push the boat out and book a real-deal celebrity to bring some much-needed star power to this week’s Deck~Out.
So we greased a few palms, made some dodgy backdoor deals, as well as a traded a couple of favours we’re not exactly proud of, and managed to blag an afternoon with none other than Mr. Predator, whom you may recognise for his work in Alien Vs. Predator (2004) and Sci-Fi Pinball (1999).
He was a complete nightmare to work with by the way. Not only did he rip a photographer’s spine out when they asked him to crack a smile, his rider was ridiculously excessive, and he kept on making rude comments like “these Deck~Out things aren’t as funny as they used to be”.
Ouch.
Beams Plus Ripstop Jungle Hat – one size
Universal Works Zip Waistcoat – L
Battenwear Packable Tote – one sizie
Ancient hunting spear – model’s own