Palefaced Farmah:
Imagine, if you will, an alternative universe where hip-hop wasn’t birthed on dirty-and-dangerous streets of New York but the leaf-strewn towpaths of Cumbria and Northumberland.
The love for dope outdoor garb remained, but instead of spitting bars about blasting some unlucky sod’s cranial matter onto the concrete with a Glock-19, we were treated to lyrics about rescuing hedgehogs from barbed wire fences, writing-off Lada Estates, fleeing vicious sheepdogs and losing your head after one-too-many black and tans.
Agreed, that sounds completely naff.
The Countryfile MC is 5ft 10” and wears…
Berghaus Ice Cap 78 Jacket – L
Hoka Boots – 8.5
Elmer Gloves – OS
Howlin’ Beanie – OS